Fortunes of Doom – PoopTeen: Making People Laugh Since 3000 BC

Fortune of Doom

Take advantage of an upcoming opportunity.

Accept your independence and use it wisely.

Don’t underestimate yourself. Human beings have unlimited potential.

Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

Don’t be fooled by first impressions.

If you can shape it in your mind, you will find it in your life.

Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

An old friend introduces you to new people and pleasures.

This is a BumTeen Advice Column.

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