Frozen Snow White Ground
Brown Present Waits Until Spring
Land Mine Ready-Squish
Mini Monkey-Teen and other Aces have informed PoopTeen HQ that Vladimir Putin has been doing some dodgy things with dogs.
Mr. Putin always looking for a reason to take off his shirt has been frolicking with Laika’s progeny when he isn’t out wrestling tigers. Mini Monkey-Teen has discovered that Russia is building a new Cosmodrome not to put men in to space but instead to drop bombs made of puppies on all the freedom loving people of Earth.
Not to worry. PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces will protect you. Once again the children are safe and will sleep easy.