PoopTeen has been called upon once again to solve the worlds larger problems. This time it is the East/West Rap war.
I know what you are thinking.
“PoopTeen, that has been settled for years.” Well it hasn’t. Just like we are still at war with North Korea this battle has only had a cease fire.
Puffy and Jay-Z gave me a call because they knew that this needed to be handed over to a higher authority.
That lead me to get on the phone with Dre and Snoop. I got the whole story from them and now I’m off to New York to broker a peace and a final treaty with Puff and Z(That is what I call them–Don’t try it, they get mad if you call them that).
After this all gets settled the world will be safer for you and all those really bad Polish and Australian guys who think they can Rap.
Besides, Kim Jong Il called on me for my mad negotiation skrills and this will show the world that when PoopTeen is in de hiz-ouse he means bidniss.
*PoopTeen makes no claims and takes no side in the Biggie/2Pac murders. He simply wants to save the world.