Warning for Kim Jong Un


To all the doers of evil.  Be forewarned that PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have not forgotten about you.  We have simply been busy rearranging the PoopCave.  We painted the walls and bought new drapes.  It feels much more open and airy.


I digress!!


We are on to you Kim Jong Un.


Stalin can’t pull a fast one by thinking you can slip in to office and then go off to Disney Japan with some 2 dollar whore from the back woods.  You are not Kim Jong Nam!

We have no floral basket for you Kim Jong Un.

We only have a warning!!!

We know when you are sleeping.  We know when you are not.  But, most of all we know when you are pooping!!  And that is when you are most vulnerable.  Our trained dolphins will swim to your North Korean resort and blow you right out of your banana hammock!!


Your armor has chinks.  We know it.  You are doomed.

Mini-MonkeyTeen Exposes New Threat


After sending Mini-MonkeyTeen back in to the Jungles of Doom PoopTeen and the other Aces have learned something very disturbing.



It appears that our Evil Doer nemesis Josef Stalin has been working day and night to create a hoard of Mini-Frogs. These Froglet-Frogmen are top secret ninjas of the smallest order. With billions ready to unleash carnage upon the free and peace loving nations these Mini-Frogs could destroy all we have come to know.



PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces are determined to keep Josef Stalin and his Evil Doers from causing harm. You are safe with PoopTeen.

Evil Doers In Space

Mini Monkey-Teen and other Aces have informed PoopTeen HQ that Vladimir Putin has been doing some dodgy things with dogs.


Mr. Putin always looking for a reason to take off his shirt has been frolicking with Laika’s progeny when he isn’t out wrestling tigers. Mini Monkey-Teen has discovered that Russia is building a new Cosmodrome not to put men in to space but instead to drop bombs made of puppies on all the freedom loving people of Earth.


Not to worry. PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces will protect you. Once again the children are safe and will sleep easy.

Update: North Korea

PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have been deep inside North Korea for the last two years. It is only now that we can reveal what we and our spy network has uncovered.


The North Koreans have been working hard on two very important issues.


1) Design the most bright green uniforms that provide zero camouflage anywhere in the natural world.

2) Use basic small arms to repel regular attacks from Godzilla where he is known locally as Pulgasari.


PoopTeen is able to show you this now declassified photo as proof.


Mini-MonkeyTeen Tells All


Mini-MonkeyTeen has returned and he has told PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces some disturbing news.  It appears that the Evil Doer Josef Stalin is up to his nogoodnik ways again.  This time Stalin has been trying to capitalize on PoopTeen’s good relations with Canada and its noble mascot the Beaver.

The Beaver is not only noble and has a soft pelt but is a fan of goodness over evil. Except when they are chopping trees of course.  All of this came to a head when it was discovered that The Beaver has since changed its name.

PoopTeen was so disturbed by the news.  That he picked up the Canadian-Bacon phone direct to the commissioner of the RCMP and organized a proper defense.  For The Beaver to die would be an international disaster.

A battle plan was formed and it was decided that the best thing to do would be to deputize a beaver like no other to attack Stalin and chew off his face in Chimply style.


Stalin was so disturbed at the thought of being ravaged by a beaver that he ran off into the night tripping on stumps and almost drowning as he swam the dam that we expect he won’t be seen in quite some time.  The Noble Beaver said he did hear Stalin curse “I will get you next time PoopTeen!!”