Spam at PoopTeen HQ

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Greetings,

Please excuse me if I have infringed into your privacy. This may be strange anyway but I have no option but cry out. Having gone through your profile I think I am convince you are the right fellow to confide this to. I am Miss. Monica Edmond, a 24 years old girl and also a citizen of Cote D’Ivoire my father was adviser to Ex-President Laurent Gbagbo the former Cote d’Ivoire President. I am contacting you to see if you will help me out for the claiming of my inheritance sum of US$4.5 Million which my late father deposited in Security company for investment before his death.

Actually I need you to assist me to receive the sum of US$4.5 Million which is in 1.1/2 Pallets which my late father deposited with a security and finance house which he declared the 1.1/2 pallets as Diamond to the Security and finance house using me as his next of kin. If you are interested in helping me, I will like you to kindly give me your full name, your address, your telephone number, your mobile number so as to enable me introduce you to the Security and finance house as my late father’s business associate and my guardian who is to receive the 1.1/2 pallets on my behalf.

As soon as you send your full information as I requested, I will then introduce you to the Security and finance house so as to enable them advice you on the transfer the pallets to your address without any delay. I am doing this because, since the death of my both parents, my uncles are all out to kill me because of my late father properties which they have pursue me out of the family house build by my late father which lead to my leaving Cote d’Ivoire and now in Cape Coast Ghana so as to run for my dear life to avoid them killing me. If you agree to help me out, I will then invite you to chat so that I can chat with you  and then possible ask any question you may like to ask concerning to the business.

Thanks,

Miss. Monica Edmond

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