This came to the attention of PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces. As of now we are working around the clock to verify the origin of such a cryptic plan.
This “Blueprint of Evil” is clearly a plan for complete destruction of the world.
Here is what we know…
1: “Hotel”-The plan clearly centers around a hotel. But which one? This is critical information. Once the Gang of Aces can learn exactly which hotel is being referred to we will be on the Evil Doer’s tail. As of now there is only one hotel that seems to be most likely–The Ryugyong Hotel. We know that this is the epicenter of Kim Jong Un’s nuclear turtle research lab. We are sure that Suk-Yu Suk the North Korean equivalent of Josef Mengele is who this “Blueprint of Evil” is meant for.
2: “Shower”-The plan calls for showers. As we know Kim Jong Un has made his concubines perform what is called “The Eternal Rain for our Eternal Leader“. This must be the shower that is being referred to in the letter. Is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of the Eternal Rain?
3: “Sleep there until 9am“-Clearly the most cryptic part of the “Blueprint of Evil” Sleep where? The Ryugyong Hotel? Perhaps the Evil Doer understands that by sleeping where they plan on unleashing their carnage they would better blend in.
More baffling is the fact that the author says “No argument”. Does this mean that the person tasked with carrying out this gruesome task is being coerced? Evil Doers have been known to hypnotize many in to doing their bidding. You could say “they don’t Mess around.”
Could the “noise” discussed be the noise made by band Girl Trouble and Bon Von Wheelie? Gang of Aces agent Mini-MonkeyTeen has informed PoopTeen HQ that Evil Doers have tried to use bats in the past and that now they are trying to communicate with bats via ultrasonic devices.
Finally, who is “Manuel O’Rosa”? Who could this Mexican/Irishman be? Based on our latest intelligence PoopTeen HQ thinks that this is none other than Jang Sung-taek. There is credible evidence that in fact he is alive and working very closely with Josef Stalin at the behest of Kim Jong Un. It is very common for Evil Doers to fake deaths of upper echelon agents.
As PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces work hard to investigate this credible threat-One thing is certain. Josef Stlain and Kim Jong Un are clearly out to take over the free world and destroy all the cute kittens that we have come to love.
PoopTeen is on the case and the world will be safe.