Spam at PoopTeen HQ

November 19th, 2014

Here at PoopTeen we thought that 419 Scams were on the wane. We thought wrong. If we had a few extra Aces we would maybe try to do a little Scam Baiting but we are very busy here trying to save the world.

 

dildo_jones

 

Greetings,

Please excuse me if I have infringed into your privacy. This may be strange anyway but I have no option but cry out. Having gone through your profile I think I am convince you are the right fellow to confide this to. I am Miss. Monica Edmond, a 24 years old girl and also a citizen of Cote D’Ivoire my father was adviser to Ex-President Laurent Gbagbo the former Cote d’Ivoire President. I am contacting you to see if you will help me out for the claiming of my inheritance sum of US$4.5 Million which my late father deposited in Security company for investment before his death.

Actually I need you to assist me to receive the sum of US$4.5 Million which is in 1.1/2 Pallets which my late father deposited with a security and finance house which he declared the 1.1/2 pallets as Diamond to the Security and finance house using me as his next of kin. If you are interested in helping me, I will like you to kindly give me your full name, your address, your telephone number, your mobile number so as to enable me introduce you to the Security and finance house as my late father’s business associate and my guardian who is to receive the 1.1/2 pallets on my behalf.

As soon as you send your full information as I requested, I will then introduce you to the Security and finance house so as to enable them advice you on the transfer the pallets to your address without any delay. I am doing this because, since the death of my both parents, my uncles are all out to kill me because of my late father properties which they have pursue me out of the family house build by my late father which lead to my leaving Cote d’Ivoire and now in Cape Coast Ghana so as to run for my dear life to avoid them killing me. If you agree to help me out, I will then invite you to chat so that I can chat with you  and then possible ask any question you may like to ask concerning to the business.

Thanks,

Miss. Monica Edmond

How then?

November 12th, 2014

no-pencils

If not pencils, what?

What does New York City do with its Poop?

November 5th, 2014

Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping Kim Jong Un’s next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions.

 

A fine resident of Dubuque Iowa wrote us and here is what she said:

Dear PoopTeen

The other day while strolling along the bank of the lovely Mississippi River I got to thinking about what New York City does with all their poop and I figured who better to ask than you. PoopTeen what does New York City do with its poop?

Sincerely

Marge Masterson

Ms. Masterson you have come to the right place. The Gang of Aces have actually been standing guard over NYC’s finest water treatment plant for some time now. We were even the ones to get Gizmodo in to tell the story too.

nyc shit plant

You can read all about it here.

What Kim Jong Un Does

November 5th, 2014

kim-jong-un-lube

This worker is afraid for his life.

 

 

The Gang of Aces have brought back some news from deep inside North Korea. According to our source the young Kim has been increasing lubrication production. However, that is not the key piece of intelligence. The North Koreans are making this industrial lubricant from prisoners at Kaechon Prison Camp.

Recycling

October 29th, 2014

nazi-recycling

This is what recycling looks like when done by Nazis.

This is PoopTeen

October 29th, 2014

google-bots

This is a Google message.

This is PoopTeen

October 22nd, 2014

wanda-sykes

 

This is Wanda Sykes and Mario Lopez.

PoopTeen Under Fire

October 12th, 2014

In a post PoopTeen made way back in 2008 we said that Bon Von Wheelie is none other than Princess Angeline. Von Wheelie’s fiends friends thought it would be fun to say the following.

Posted by Sam Olsen

sam-olsen-threatAlso from Sam.

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 Posted by David Duet

david-duetPosted by Jessica Prindel

jessica prindel

https://www.elance.com/s/jessicarubyprindel

Posted by Dave Holmes of The Fall-Outs says

Dave HolmesDave who will beat me before you take the photos? You?

Here at PoopTeen HQ we thought it would be good to show that some people think it is wise to make threats online.  They think that those they harass won’t know who they are and that their threats will scare or make people cower.

Jessica, Sam and Dave Holmes you should be aware of Washington State Law. RCW defining Harassment.

David Duet you too are breaking Texas law especially if you are abetting in the act of great bodily harm through prior knowledge.

Find some other way to let go of your frustrations in your lives rather than making threats online because you think it will get you what you want.

This is PoopTeen

October 8th, 2014

not-apple-juice

This is not Apple Juice.

Staci Spence

October 1st, 2014

staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture

This is Staci Spence. She chews on car seats and no she doesn’t have pica nor is she a pika.