July 23rd, 2014


David is a winner.


July 16th, 2014


Haiku’s are for fags.

You work the cocks, I’ll sniff rocks.

Lets party tomorrow.

PoopTeen gets SPAM too

July 9th, 2014

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Fortune of Doom

July 2nd, 2014

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You will be called upon to celebrate some good news.


Fortune of Doom

June 25th, 2014

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Get ready for a daring adventure.


Fortune of Doom

June 18th, 2014

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You will step on the soil of many countries in your lifetime.


Fortune of Doom

June 11th, 2014

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Your troubles will cease and fortune smile upon you.


Fortune of Doom

June 4th, 2014

bumteen_sleeping“You are going to begin an adventure.”


This is PoopTeen

May 28th, 2014

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This is PoopTeen

May 21st, 2014

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